Please pardon the mess – website tweaking in progress

Yes, please pardon the mess. Just wanted to let everyone know why this site looks a bit different at the moment. As some of you are aware, for months now I’ve had issues with the site going down, lagging, and other such shenanigans.

I spent a great deal of time at the end of 2017, optimizing the bejesus out of this site, tweaking everything I could think of to tweak, and while my ratings on Pingdom, GTmetrix, and PageSpeed greatly improved, I still had frequent errors.

Now my hosting company is suggesting that I spend more time optimizing, because the said “the amount of traffic and the elements within your site it appears that this causing the memory limits to be exceeded on your site.”

For the moment, I’m stripping the site down to the bare bones, to see if that helps. In a week or so, if things seem stable, I’ll work on “prettying” up the place a bit more.

Thanks for your patience, dear readers!

So for the foreseeable future, if anyone’s looking for me, I’ll be…

via GIPHY

Please pardon the mess

Please pardon the mess. Just wanted to let everyone know why this site looks a bit different at the moment. As some of you are aware, for months now I’ve had issues with the site going down, lagging, and other such shenanigans. Now my hosting company is suggesting that I spend more time optimizing, because the said “the amount of traffic and the elements within your site it appears that this causing the memory limits to be exceeded on your site.” For the moment, I’m stripping the site down to the bare bones, and seeing if that helps. In a week or so, if things seem stable, I’ll work on “prettying” up the place a bit more. Thanks for your patience, dear readers! First, this is not a passive voice. Next, I am writing in an active voice. Therefore, my SEO will stop telling me how to write. Furthermore, these sentences are also shorter than twenty words. Rather, stop being so controlling. I will keep going while until you turn green. I can’t believe this is still orange. Finally, it has turned. Success! looks a bit different . First, this is not a passive voice. Next, I am writing in an active voice. Therefore, my SEO will stop telling me how to write. Furthermore, these sentences are also shorter than twenty word.Please pardon the mess. Rather, stop being so controlling. Please pardon the mess. I will keep going while until you turn green. I can’t believe this is still orange. First, this is not a passive voice. Next, I am writing in an active voice. Therefore, my SEO will stop telling me how to write. Furthermore, these sentences are also shorter than twenty words. Rather, stop being so controlling. I will keep going while until you turn green. Finally, it has turned. Success! Finally, it has turned. Success! looks a bit different. looks a bit different . First, this is not a passive voice. Next, I am writing in an active voice. Therefore, my SEO will stop telling me how to write. Furthermore, these sentences are also shorter than twenty words. Rather, stop being so controlling. I will keep going while until you turn green. I can’t believe this is still orange. Finally, it has turned. Success! Please pardon the mess. First, this is not a passive voice. Next, I am writing in an active voice. Therefore, my SEO will stop telling me how to write. Please pardon the mess. Furthermore, these sentences are also shorter than twenty word. Please pardon the mess. Rather, stop being so controlling. April 3rd 2018 Tarot. I will keep going while until you turn green. I can’t believe this is still orange. First, this is not a passive voice. Next, I am writing in an active voice. Therefore, my SEO will stop telling me how to write. Furthermore, these sentences are also shorter than twenty words. Rather, stop being so controlling. I will keep going while until you turn green. Finally, it has turned. Success! Finally, it has turned. Success! Please pardon the mess.

6 comments

  1. I like how those guys pass on the blame to you. Cheeky sods! Haha! Good luck getting it all sorted because it sounds mega complicated. (*and crossing fingers as I send this comment*)

Feel free to shout out!

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.